martes, 2 de septiembre de 2025

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 General DNW

-No reverse. Ship order is fixed.

-No trans headcanons or gender centered themes and no gay panic.

-No daddy kink or any daddy word please.

-No fluff or the conventional married couple happily ever after.

-No extreme fetishes unless they are asked for.

-First person writing.

General OKs!

-Art or Fic is okay!! Anything creative is okay! (as long as it isn't AI)

-Gender swap (both become boys, both become gals).

-Mpreg if the context permits it.

-Shota or loli moments (can also be nsfw but you gotta respect the ship order/dynamic).

-Non-con, dub-con, somno, hypnosis, and all those are oki, the tension of doing something you shouldn't, something prohibited. Smut is welcome.

-Cannibalism/gore, focus on the emotions that lead to those.

I'm okay with any obscure themes as long as it stays on character and the ship order is correct. I enjoy angst where angst is due with sprinkles of happy moments! 


1. Henry Cooldown /Travis Touchdown

❤️‍đŸ”„Twincest❤️‍đŸ”„

Henry being smooth and quite a pervert even if he doesn't show it. Henry looks like he knows everything about Travis, while Travis doesn't even knoW they are related until the very end of the game.

This is my old blog entry about them and my feels are still the same, so I will leave it here to don't extend myself here :'3

Their "first meeting": 



💕Henry imagining Travis as a mecha wearing shota, like in his dream with Mimmy! I imagine Henry having existencial conversations with shota Travis.


My shota Travis design inspired on the Glastonbury + Mimmy design! Henry would imagine Travis like this.


No More Heroes 3 Henry makes me sad so only horny sad stuff can mend my heart and references to the old Henry. (Travis mourns Henry on 3 so I would appreciate he kept his messy look with pajamas and the shaggy hair and facial hair.)

EXTRA: shota Travis is allowed to be *redacted* by Henry. 
I usually don't like shotas being touched by adults, I prefer the reverse in a teasing way, but some specific ones my brain and heart allows.

2. Kafei/Man from Curiosity Shop.

❤️‍đŸ”„Young x Old❤️‍đŸ”„
or
đŸ„€You never grow out of your crushes, especially if they are old men you liked as a kidđŸ„€

HOW DO I BEGIN? Well, I believe I might be the only one shipping this, so I need to explain in detail.

I made a blog entry because it was getting too long, so you can read that here.

The Curiosity Shop Man.

He's your shady shop keeper, a bald man with sunglasses with a peculiar way of talking. He has two "identities": he is also the shop keeper of the Trading Post, he uses a wig and takes his sunglasses off. Both shops are next to each other. 


Talking to the thief. 


KAFEI




Kafei is a young man that has been cursed by the Skullkid, turning him into a child. He is about to marry Anju, his childhood sweetheart, and is in need to recover his stolen Sun mask. He goes for help to his old friend, the Curiosity Shop man.

THE SHIP ORIGIN

I thought of it after getting the Keaton mask in the game. I always wondered why the Curiosity Shop man gave it to us and not Kafei directly. I had to aquire reading comprehension to realize they shared a deep bond. 

This sequence of dialogue is everything to me, if not for it, this ship wouldn't have crossed my mind probably!.


With one glance at the mask, he knew it was his old friend Kafei.


Kafei's mask of memories.

I lose my mind every time :'3

THE DYNAMIC

Young x Old! Kafei is the top and the man from the Curiosity Shop is the bottom! 

Old friends...

So, TL;DR: Kafei and the Curiosity Shop man are friends, Kafei has a huge crush on him as a kid, and as an adult he wants more even if it's imposible; the man is oblivious to Kafei's infatuation and doesn't see Kafei as more than a friend. Kafei is going to marry to get rid of his feelings towards the man.


3. THE DEMI-FIEND X LUCIFER. 

❤️‍đŸ”„Dog devours his master❤️‍đŸ”„
or
❤️‍đŸ”„❤️‍đŸ”„CrĂ­a cuervos y te sacarĂĄn los ojos❤️‍đŸ”„❤️‍đŸ”„





True Demon Ending dynamic of course. 

I love how Lucifer creates the Demi-fiend. He appears to him as a child first and  then as an old man. The fact that Lucifer as the blond child turns him into a demon with a human heart makes my stomach feel things. Then he leaves his humanity, making him a demon with a human body as vessel. 
I don't know how else to describe the feeling but with the saying: "CrĂ­a cuervos y te sacarĂĄn los ojos", I want Lucifer to be consumed by the Demi-fiend, a creature born from his schemes.

Knowing you can choose a path of creation and reason but rejecting all of them to follow complete Chaos was tempting to me, so I played Nocturne with the True Demon Ending as the only possible outcome. 



Imagine the fallen angel Lucifer chooses you to help him end everything, testing your worth and proving you're capable, leaving all traces of your humanity to be part of his tropes, be an agent of chaos. The only detail is that by doing this, Lucifer accidentally (or not?), makes you the strongest of demons, even defeating him. You are now his ultimate weapon, like a feral guard dog. 

(Silly detail but I love that he beats shit with his bare fists, Marogareh + pierce my beloved -you should know I don't know shit about strategies or builds or whatever, I just read 'you have to get this' and went for it.-)


"You have created a new demon in your heart's likeness, fallen angel?", this final phrase makes me HOWL. 

TL;DR: Lucifer makes himself the ideal seme, the game.



What I also ADORE is that this Lucifer has many shapes (see the pictures at the start of this section). You can explore many flavors with them! as long as the Demi-fiend is his feral dog that fucks him senseless (can be taken literal or not) anything is fine, just no soft uke Demi-fiend please. (Well, the shota Lucifer is the only one who can tame Demi-fiend, as in, Demi-fiend would protect his shota form rather than devour it).

Many shapes! Infinite fun!
Feed your creation, Lucifer! (This is what I mean with 'fucking him')

4. Jennifer/Wendy

đŸ„€Doomed yuriđŸ„€

I want to see their interactions before everything went to hell.  Prince and Princess. I love how tender they seemed to be before Wendy lost her mind, rubbing noses and sharing kisses. 

Jennifer in her kindness, even with her fears and traumas, gets to be a better person than Wendy. Jennifer has her dancing on the palm of her hand without knowing and this is the source of all the abuse directed to her. Wendy can be read as yandere, she wants Jennifer only for herself, to the point of torturing and abusing her because she doesn't do what Wendy says and wants from her.

The game's main music theme "A Love Suicide", this is Wendy's feelings for Jennifer.


A Love Suicide

(lyrics)

Say where is my shame
When I call your name?
So please don't set me free
I'm as heavy as can be
I will do you harm
I will break my arm
I'm a victim of your charms

I want to be dead
When I am, I lament
I can be so mean
You can beat me
I would like to shame you
I would like to blame you
Just because of my love to you

And love itself is just as innocent as roses in May
I know nothing can drive it away
Though love itself is just as brief as a candle in the wind
And it's greedy just like sin

Alone but sane
I am a love suicide

'Cause love itself is just as brief as a candle in the wind
It is pure white just like sin

Alone but sane
I am a love suicide

'Cause love itself is just as innocent as roses in May

It is pure white just like sin

 




Obsessive 'one-sided' (but not quite) love.
I think Jennifer loved her in her own way and she thought they could be happy together with Brown. The problem was that Wendy didn't want to share her love. 


When Jennifer breaks and slaps Wendy, standing up for herself.
 I love this trope of breaking a very kind character and them exploding.




I'm weak for this kind of psychological stories, especially one that touches cruelty and childhood (besides many other themes).

5. Evil Morty/Rick Prime

đŸ”„Evil IncestđŸ”„

It surprised me that this ship wasn't more popular (?) on ao3. Maybe it's because they just appear together briefly, idk, or the potencial they have hasn't been discovered yet. 

I like to think Evil Morty has saved his data somehow and studies him/tortures him. Prime tries to be the playful trickster cruel asshole piece of shit he is but EM just isn't taking anything from him. 

Evil Morty easily trapped Rick Prime.

Prime showed interest on EM, telling him he started to see the appeal of Morties and that he could be his sidekick, something EM rebutted by calling Prime a Robin.


Season 8 gave us an updated adult Morty look, so I drew adult Evil Morty with some tweaks (like him refusing to grow a stubble)





6. Lance Bishop/Michael Bishop


😏Selfcest but not quite.😏

This pair is Creator x Creation.
Michael Bishop is the human scientist, he appears in Alien³ almost in the end, and Lance Bishop is the synthetic on Aliens.

The aura farming of Michael. The scarf + shades combo covering his face is *chef kiss*.

Michael Bishop (on character, very villain looking)

Michael Bishop (ooc, too smiley, but he looks very cute :'3)

Lance Bishop (Aliens. He is a crew member)

Lance Bishop (on character, pretty serious but charming, has a kind feel)

Lance Bishop on Alien ³ about to perish :'(


We got David 8/Walter in the Prometheus movies, the Fassbender kiss đŸ”„đŸ˜ so when I binge watched the movies (I had only seen the 1st movie, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs Predator and the Prometheus movies, and after watching Romulus I got hyped for the franchise again) I loooooved Bishop, he has the kind of face and complexion that atracts me a lot so I was instantly charmed. A good synthetic after the one in the first movie. Then the sadness of the third movie, seeing him destroyed, it broke my heart, but then the "other" appeared and I screamed. My brain started thinking of how this human scientist Bishop is such a narcisist, creating an android on his likeness. Perfect. 





7. Cyrus/Frog (Glenn)

đŸ„€Until death does us appartđŸ„€
or
đŸ„€đŸ„€The Frog mourns his beloved friendđŸ„€đŸ„€


Chrono Trigger is one of my fave games of all times and I have 2 very weird ships. The most rare is the Chef from 600 AD and his brother, the Captain. They have this conflictive relationship, but in the end, they care for each other, especially the Chef, he wants his bro to be safe even if he is angry about him all the time. 

And the other rare pair is this one, Cyrus, the Queen's loyal guard and Frog (Glenn when he is human), his childhood friend and also apprentice. This ship is pure tragedy, since Cyrus dies at the hands of Magus and Glenn survives but is turned into a Frog, being called a monster and him having the survivors guilt. He feels weak that he couldn't protect anyone and disappears, leaving the Queen to wonder what happened to them. 

Cyrus illustration.

Frog illustration.


Glenn in-game sprites in the ending if you decide to kill Magus.


I loved this pair because the material to ship them is right there: they are childhood friends (Cyrus is a bit older than Frog), the kind strong one that protects the soft one and then dies to protect him. One sided romantic love that could never be, age difference, etc etc.


Their story is literally all in this video, you see what I see??? Beautiful and sad yaoi.
Boi I love SNES games.


I love how they get closure in a sidequest. There's many sidequests to better your weapons or find the ultimate armor/weapon for each character, and Frog's is this one, he has to face the ghost of his friend Cyrus. 
"I...
I!" 
(Is2g he was gonna say I love you kjahsdkj)

BONUS! HUMAN FROG!
You can see him at minute 3:25 and minute: 6:55

I love Frog's human form, his long beautiful hair....TwT He can be a beautiful widow.

8. The Judge (Pablo)/Valérie

đŸ„€Tragic IncestđŸ„€

This ship is a very rare one, I recently started considering it! I played OFF many years ago and replaying it now I decided that yes, this is a ship!

The Judge is such a charismatic character, he seems untouchable, the cool kind of character (he's a smiling cat! we all love smiling cats!), but when we see him looking for his brother Valérie, I think 'this character is not only misterious-cool, but he cares about someone', he feels like you can reach to him. Then we have Valérie, the lost little brother, who is being controlled by Japhet, he has a more uninterested look, but he is said (by Mortis Ghost) to have been too nice and didn't chew Japhet, so he took over Valérie's .


When I say I ship characters, I don't necessarily mean they have to be romantic towards each other, sometimes a big brother crying and losing it over his dead little brother can spark shippy feels and that's okay... 


I really love how the Judge is in denial over his dead brother, calling for him. His sprite even loses his smile after ValĂ©rie's death. How such a sad scene can be also cute in a heartbreaking way? 

Drawing of Pablo and Valérie on Zone 02 rooftop, screenshot of Mortis Ghost insta.
This is a very heartwarming scene, and the last nail on my coffin. I was doomed to ship these cats.





9. Barry (Pearl)/Palmer (WIP)

He calls him 'daddy' but I don't want the daddy kink is2fg.

The son chasing the dad.











lunes, 1 de septiembre de 2025

Kafei x Man from Curiosity Shop, a delusion

 Kafei/Man from Curiosity Shop.

Likes 

❤️‍đŸ”„Top Kafei/Bottom Man from Curiosity Shop only❤️‍đŸ”„

HOW DO I BEGIN? Well, I believe I might be the only one shipping this, so I need to explain in detail.


The Curiosity Shop Man.



He's your shady shop keeper, a bald man with sunglasses with a peculiar way of talking. He has two "identities": he is also the shop keeper of the Trading Post, he uses a wig and takes his sunglasses off. Both shops are next to each other. I'll leave this video to show how the curiosity shop man works.


I find it very special thay this shady man (who buys stolen goods from thieves to resell) has a friend like Kafei. He is significantly older than him, Kafei is a young man about to marry his 'childhood sweetheart', and since he, the Curiosity Shop man, is the one that gives us the Keaton mask, he reminiscences that he gave this mask first to a child Kafei many years ago and that he is surprised that Kafei would have kept it in such good condition after so much time. We see that this shady man has a sweet heart, at least for Kafei. 


Talking to the thief. 


KAFEI




Kafei is a young man that has been cursed by the Skullkid, turning him into a child. He is about to marry Anju, his childhood sweetheart, and is in need to recover his stolen Sun mask, a marriage ritual mask that he is going to exchange with his fiancé. He goes for help to his old friend, the Curiosity Shop man, who has a backroom that has a little window to see what's going on on the Curiosity Shop. He stays there hidden in wait for the thief to come to the shop to follow him to his hideout and recover his precious mask and then, on the final moments of the third day, he reunites with Anju at the Stock Pot Inn, fullfilling his promise to her. This is the canon, now HEAR ME OUT.

THE SHIP ORIGIN AND DYNAMIC



As I mentioned before, the man from the Curiosity Shop knows Kafei since he was a little kid. He cared for him to the extent that he gave him a mask, and became friends! The man practically watched him grow up. The appeal for me here is the fact that Kafei KEPT that mask as a little treasure, the man says how well kept the mask is! So even if Kafei looks a bit distracted (he got his precious mask stolen, and later in the hideout he steps on a trap), he definitely cherishes his friendship with the Curiosity Shop man!

This sequence of dialogue is everything to me, if not for it, this ship wouldn't have crossed my mind probably!.
With one glance at the mask, he knew it was his old friend Kafei.

Kafei's mask of memories.

I lose my mind every time :'3

THE DYNAMIC

Of course, this is a young x old home, so my crazy headcanon is that Kafei had a big crush on the Curiosity Shop man since he was little, to be more specific, his crush bloomed when the man gave him the Keaton mask as a child. I love to think that Kafei was very little, like 6 or something when he started feeling that pull towards the man. I imagine the man being on his almost 40's when Kafei was little, and now he is almost 50. Young adult Kafei might be on his early 20's. His regressed 'brat body', as the man puts it, would be Link's age tho, around 10 years old. 

The ages have been put on the table jejeje, so now, the tasty details!

The man would care a lot about Kafei, but he doesn't see him as anything more. He might even feel like some kind of uncle to him (not a parental figure tho, the man is shady ffs, he would be like that uncle that let's you do and try stuff that the parents won't let you just because he loves to do the opposite that your parents say.) So when he is older, Kafei would invite the man to get some drinks.

Little Kafei might be a normal kid, more on the quiet side, not hyperactive and bothersome, so he would be well behaved around the man and the man would appreciate it. I also like to imagine Kafei wandering at night in town and visiting the man at hours he shouldn't be out 
(the Curiosity Shop opens at 10 pm, but he could also visit him in the mornings in the Trading post!).
I want to think that they crossed paths at night first and then in the morning, Kafei recognizing the Trading Post man as the Curiosity Shop man and the man deniyig it but then giving up.


Kafei would grow up with this one-sided crush. He has his friends, Anju and Cremia. Well, he might try to get rid of his feelings by getting married to Anju, he likes her, you can also say he loves her! But his infatuation with the man is something that the heart just won't ever leave, even if he loves Anju dearly.

(Side note, but Romani has a dialogue where she says:  

 "Romani knows... My sister, Cremia, has someone in town she likes... But that person is supposed to get married the day of the carnival. It's hard for my sister... Going into town..." — Romani (Majora's Mask)

So, people might go with the het logic: 'aw Cremia is in love with Kafei :y' but I'm going with the angsty 'Cremia is in love with Anju and she's bitter she's going to marry Kafei'.)
A picture of the friends in the Majora's Mask 3D.


As an adult, Kafei would let his feels towards the man slip, like holding his hand a little too long to be appropiate, letting his eyes linger on the man, holding him a bit too strong when they go to drink and Kafei is a little drunk...the man is of course oblivious to all this. 

I have some silly comics of Kafei's bachellor party, both he and the man go to the milk bar (just the two of them, bc the man is special to him)  and Kafei gets drunk and gets all touchy to the point where the man takes him to the backroom on the pond (so he sleeps there and doesn't show up drunk at home) and Kafei collapses over him.

Bachellor afterparty.
Old friends...

So, TL;DR: Kafei and the Curiosity Shop man are friends, Kafei has a huge crush on him as a kid, and as an adult he wants more even if it's imposible; the man is oblivious to Kafei's infatuation and doesn't see Kafei as more than a friend. Kafei is going to marry to get rid of his feelings towards the man.


Exchange Letter 10 items or Less

  General DNW - No reverse. Ship order is fixed. -No trans headcanons or gender centered themes and no gay panic. -No daddy kink or any dadd...